BEACH BAR SANPJERIN – A NEW HIT DESTINATION ON THE ISLAND OF HVAR

How to refuse such a kind invitation. Wealthy people must support themselves. War is for the poor.

I called my colleague Ivana Zivkovic, a famous Serbian actress who rents boats on Hvar during the summer, to book us a speedboat for 7 people and to come with us to Sanpjerin. Where the Dear Leader Joe is, there are also international movie divas 🙂

I told her that we have to take a couple of photos, but in such a spontaneous way, like a miscarriage, that they don’t look like she’s posing.

A man gets hungry after half naked beauties posing in the sun. It was time for chef Rojnica to show us what he had in store.

Sanpjerin cold plate – Dalmatian prosciutto, a selection of cheeses (goat, sheep, cow), smoked tuna and swordfish, capers, olives, tomatoes, marinated garlic with chilly pepper, paprika-chilly marmalade. For those who count every cent, this amazing plate, reminiscent of prosciutto curtains, costs 39 euros.

The prosciutto melted in the mouth as the advantage of Croatia against Albania in the last minutes of the Euro 2024 match. The team got comfortable and later played a game with dices. At one point, Darwyn spiritually said that the second place aka. silver, is also a success. I had to react. I said: “No one remembers second places. Silver is for losers and possibly bullets if you are killing vampires.”

They also had an interesting discussion about who they would eat first at the table in case of hunger. Everyone chose me. I thought it was because of my belly because I’m not in top shape, but they said it was because of my cheeks. I said I would eat Darwin’s wife first because she is pregnant. Kinder Surprise. Two in one. In any case, I will buy a gun and sleep with one eye open.

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♬ Vodi Me Tamo Kraj Plavoga Mora – Oliver Dragojević

I wanted to present this whole story as entertainment for the wealthiest among us, but it was spoiled by the owner, Marina, who brought an excellent Pienna sparkling wine from the Dobra Berba winery, a bottle of which costs only 33 euros in the beach bar. A tear came down from my beautiful eye when I realized that even the common people could afford it. I had to put a smile on myself in Photoshop.

She assured me that they also have more expensive booze: Moet & Chandon Ice (175 euros a bottle), Clase Azul Reposado tequila (195 euros, 0.7), etc., but the emotional damage has already been done.

Sparkling wine without burrata is like an Joe Biden without his dementia. 

Loves Tomato – Bruschetta, Stracciatella cheese, mozzy bag, basil pesto, pine nuts, fresh tomato, balsamic beads, salt flower, extra virgin olive oil. 23 euros of pure pleasure. For everyone else, there is fake cheese from Mcdonalds.

We continued with delicious finger food. Crackers for everyone, Bruschette with roast beef carpaccio just for them 🙂

Goat Beef – Bruschetta, roast beef carpaccio (aged for 130 days), pistachio pesto, homemade goat cheese, capule in aceto balsamic vinegar, balsamic pearls – 23 euros

Kristijan Rojnica does not skimp on groceries. Only the best ingredients are good enough for a Gastro Snob like me.

Tunachoke – Bruschetta, marinated tuna (soy, orange), tomato jam, roasted artichokes, wasabi pearls, soy pearls, capers (leaf, flower, fruit) – 23 euros

In Sanpjerin, they have a large selection of great cocktails that cost 10-12 euros on average, which is still expensive for the working class, but for Hvar it is quite cheap. The old Latins would say “In vino veritas” or in translation: It is better to drink cocktails in Sanpjerin than to be at the employment office.

Mexican Mule -J.Cuervo Tequila, Thomas Henry, ginger beer, fresh mint, lime juice

Straweberry Mojito Havana3Rum, lime juice, fresh mint from the garden, soda water, sugar

Ivana’s boss aka butterfly whisperer.

That not all Czechs are victims of hiking in flip-flops on Croatian mountains is also proved by the beautiful Czech woman Adela, who did not think to hike in inappropriate footwear, or swim across the Hvar chanal. Czechs people are not the same anymore.

Members of the fairer sex have complained that there are only hot women in my photos, and that I never post hot men, except when I post my own pictures. If after Dan’s abs, Sanpjerin won’t be full of women, then I’ll be forced to show my Six-Fat 🙂

PS: Dan’s photo could also attract the gay population, if only they know that he is not gay, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t come to a beach bar and spend a few hundred or thousands of euros. Everyone is welcome.

Aine’s look is as mysterious as a bedside table, but behind that mysteriousness is a person who brings American tourists to Croatia, but also organizes numerous international trips for an adequate monetary compensation.

As Rojnica ate all the oysters (He got a kidney stone, God forbid…) before our arrival, he decided to make amends with a brutal dessert.

Oceanopresso – Seaweed cone, coffee mousse, tart – berries, vanilla, fruit beads – 10 euros

What to say and what message to send at the end?

Dear Leader Joe is one of those tycoons who always takes care not to tan excessively so that random passers-by do not mistake him for a member of a minority group, although he has nothing against it, in fact…

The End message 2:

You don’t have to be a tycoon like Dear Leader Joe to spend your summer days at the beach bar Sanpjerin. Even if you only have 3,000 euros a month, you can lounge here and enjoy cocktails and that tomorrow you don’t have to think about how to pay utilities

Sanpjerin beach bar – The natural beauty of Hvar, top service and friendly prices… and I nicely said to Rojnica and the owners: “Let’s skin them! You only live once. Put a cocktail at 25 euros, Moet at 500, plate at 100 euros… You work three months of the season and enjoy the rest of the year, but people didn’t want to listen.

Author: Josip Novosel aka Vin Diesel/The Rock for the poor, self-confessed spell caster from Cucerje (Shithole place in Croatia), correspondent of the magazine “If you don’t have money, and you are not a famous STAR, get out of my Beach Bar!”, friend of the wealthy, first of all a man, and only then a tycoon and Gastro Snob.

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