Dark clouds have rolled over the self-confessed tycoon and recreational spellcaster aka Dear Leader Joe. From the counterintelligence service I found out that people in the village are talking about my ears: ” Joe Radar, Joe Satellite…”
In the good old days, such people would get a prize trip to the nice Labor camp, maybe some electroshock therapy or we would play with them the well-known game “GALLOWS”.
A picture of Dear Leader Joe and his so-called radar from 2019. PS: I also wore braces here because my teeth were running, but now they are perfect 🙂
Photo: Kresimir Novosel, Flash.hr
Unfortunately, we don’t live in the good old days. It’s hard to be a good dictator today. Where there is no Leader, peasants lead the way. Since revenge was out of the question, all I had to do was ask around the city, who is the best cosmetic surgeon and who is worthy of operating on my luxury ears. On several occasions, people mentioned the name of Dr. Dinko Toncic.
I pretended that I wanted to do an interview with Dinko Toncic, but in fact it was an interview for his life’s work.
Photo: @DearLeaderJoe, Flash.hr
Recently, we have witnessed a great growth in the trend of surgical and non-surgical aesthetic procedures. Why don’t people accept their ugliness? If God wanted you to have an asymmetrical face, who are you to contradict him? Imagine a world where all people would be beautiful? Who would they mock? What makes Dr. Toncic Polyclinic unique and among the leaders in this field.
Hahahaha! Dear Leader Joe, Did someone inform you in the meantime that the future has already arrived and that we live in the 21st century?! Well, jokes aside. To begin with, I would just like to point out our tradition, that is, the fact that we are the oldest polyclinic for aesthetic surgery and aesthetic medicine, mind you, not in Croatia, not in the former state, but in this part of Europe. We started way back in 1987 as a practice, which was founded by my father, M.Sc.Dr. Rajko Toncic, and everything else is history. What we often forget is that money can buy a lot, but the most valuable things are ultimately free. Our tradition is something I am very proud of in this day and age when everything is click, zoom and scroll. It’s something you can’t buy and it doesn’t come overnight, but it requires time, quality, experience, consistency, renunciation, dedication, sustainability, daily dedicated work with patients and so on for 36 years. Tradition, especially the generational one, has a great weight, you almost feel its burden on your back every day. And that’s why today we are one of the most respected and leading polyclinics in the field of aesthetic surgery, aesthetic medicine and dermatology. We are also proud of our patients who have given us their trust over that long period and without whom we would not be who we are today. The crown of our success was moving into the new polyclinic building in Zagreb’s Mlinovi in 2008, which was designed specifically for this purpose with two operating rooms, four outpatient clinics, a spacious waiting room, a large parking lot, all with the aim that we, as and our patients felt as comfortable as possible in this space. But today our greatest strength is our experienced, expert and well-coordinated team!
Also, one of the great advantages of our polyclinic is that we offer complete and not partial solutions, i.e. we are not limited to non-surgical methods, but we can also offer surgical solutions where optimal results cannot be achieved without them. On the contrary, we achieve the best results with a combination of non-surgical and surgical treatments, and according to all trends, such a complete and comprehensive approach represents the future of aesthetic medicine and aesthetic surgery.
Photo: @DearLeaderJoe, Flash.hr
What are the most common and popular treatments performed at the polyclinic and does Dr. Dinko have a conscience because he increases the number of handsome people in the population?
Within the polyclinic, we perform a whole series of procedures in the field of aesthetic surgery, aesthetic medicine and dermatology. Of the surgical procedures, I would definitely single out the most popular procedures on the face and body that we perform every day and with great success, which are primarily aesthetic and functional correction of the nose, correction of protruding ears, correction of the eyelids, face lifting, then breast augmentation and lifting and reduction using the short vertical incision (the so-called Lejour technique, as an alternative to the classic method of an inverted T incision that leaves large horizontal scars on the underside of the breast). We also very successfully perform surgical shaping and contouring of the body, especially the abdomen, loins and inner and outer thighs using the liposuction method and correction of the so-called. gynecomastia, i.e. reduction of male breasts. In addition to the above, we also perform a whole series of other surgical corrective procedures.
As for non-surgical treatments, I can freely say that they have experienced a great revolution in the last ten years and have taken off a lot. The most popular are hyaluronic acid-based injection treatments for wrinkle correction and facial contouring, followed by botox for forehead wrinkle correction and skin care, maintenance and revitalization treatments such as skin booster, mesotherapy and prp treatment with own plasma.
Among dermatological treatments, we are particularly proud of the screening and photo tracking of moles using the FotoFinder ATBM Master Body Studio device, which functions on the basis of artificial intelligence under the supervision of a mole expert dermatologist. By examining and screening moles, changes that are suspicious are identified, and we can immediately remove them surgically and send them for pathohistological analysis.
I didn’t want him to suspect anything, so I took him to lunch at Papavero. They are located near the dr. Toncic Polyclinic. I said to him generously, ”Why don’t you order two salads? I cook.” Dinko retorted: “Salad is fine, but I pay.” Me: “When I think about it, I’ll have lasagna.”
Photo: @DearLeaderJoe , Flash.hr
Photo: @DearLeaderJoe, Flash.hr
Dinko convinced me of his expertise. I told him that he could operate on the Dear Leader’s ears, but only under local anesthesia. No one will put me to sleep. I also asked him to add a little more bass in my left ear. The other day I was listening to Britney Spears and something was missing.
Dear Leader’s ears before and after surgery. I wanted them to be as close to the head as possible so that I don’t look ridiculous when I’m asking people to give me their money. Note (In the picture on the right, the ears were flattened and swollen after the operation. They needed a couple of weeks to recover and relax a little and move away from the head.)
As you can see in this picture, the ears are perfect. Vin Diesel called me saying he wanted the same ones.
Photo: Flash.hr
What makes the ears of the Dear Leader Joe so special compared to the ears of ordinary mortals, and is the surgery on the ears of the Dear Leader the pinnacle of Dr. Dinko Toncic’s surgical career?
Hahaha!!! Well, I guess because they are the work of my hands! I’m joking of course! But since you’re asking, I have to tell you a little secret, which is that each ear is a case for itself, just as each person is specific, and that’s why I approach each patient individually and respecting their wishes! When we talk about the aesthetic correction of ears, we are first of all talking about the correction of standing ears. It is a relatively common problem, and it manifests itself in the way that one or both ears in one part or in their entirety are more or less moved away from the head. Smaller or larger asymmetry is most often present. Of course, everything is fine until such a situation starts bothering the person in question. The problem doesn’t even have to be that drastic, but it can come to the fore in men who wear shorter hairstyles or in women who want to tie their hair in a ponytail. Such a situation is solved by surgically, with the operation of the so-called otoplasty, ears close to the head. It is a minor surgical procedure that is performed under local anesthesia in older children and adults, is painless and takes about an hour and a half. Recovery after the operation lasts about a week when the stitches are removed, and the patient can return to his daily private and business duties, but now with aerodynamic performance and a modern look just like the Dear Leader Joe.
In addition to performing ear corrections himself, Dr. Dinko Toncic’s father and the founder of the Polyclinic, Dr. Rajko Toncic, paints in his spare time. After we recognized our common passion for ears, Dr. Toncic gave me this fantastic painting of my ear, which will soon be exhibited next to the Mona Lisa. A perfect smile goes with a perfect ear 🙂
Photo: Flash.hr
I wanted the whole world to enjoy my ears, so I decided to write a new column: “With my ears around the world”. D
Dear Leader’s ears at the New York auto show 🙂
Photo: Flash.hr
Dear Leader’s ears in Egypt
Dear Leader’s ears on Mreznica
Photo: Dear Leader Joe, Flash.hr
You can call me: SUPEREAR
Which of the procedures you perform would you highlight as special and your favorite? Has anyone ever asked you to have a bigger nose or bigger ears (eg to look like Prince Charles)?
Well, since you’re asking me, it’s definitely a nose correction or rhinoplasty. It is an operation that I perform almost every day and I have perfected the surgical technique to the maximum. When we talk about, for example, ears, breasts, eyelids, etc., we are talking about surgery, but when it comes to the nose, we are talking about art, about a whole philosophy. In addition to the aesthetic correction of the nose, functional correction of the so-called nose is often performed. septoplasty with which we improve nasal breathing. Nose correction is certainly the most challenging procedure I do, and at the same time my favorite.
Since having my ears operated on, I have become much more relaxed and happy with myself. I simply look better, and I feel more confident when I’m working as a moneylander. Britney Spears hits have never sounded better. I finally got the bass I was looking for in the song “Toxic”. I was no longer bothered by the evil voices from the side, because there were none. It’s like I’ve become a better person. I stopped hanging out with clingy people. I realized that I am better than them. Someone will say that the Leader is superficial, but the Leader will say: “Whoever you are with, that’s who you are!”
What message to send at the end? Are some people unpleasant to the eye or are they just poor? I’ll leave the answer to you.
For all other questions about aesthetic procedures and their prices, Dr. Dinko Toncic and his Dr. Toncic Polyclinic are here for you. https://www.toncic.net
Author: Josip Novosel aka Dear Leader Joe aka Vin Diesel for the poor, self proclaimed spell caster from Croatia, correspondent member of the magazine “You are not ugly, you are just POOR”, first and foremost a man, and only then a tycoon and Gastro Snob.
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