{"id":25909,"date":"2024-06-22T15:16:23","date_gmt":"2024-06-22T13:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flash.hr\/?p=25909"},"modified":"2024-06-26T14:45:01","modified_gmt":"2024-06-26T12:45:01","slug":"beach-bar-sanpjerin-a-new-hit-destination-on-the-island-of-hvar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flash.hr\/en\/2024\/06\/beach-bar-sanpjerin-a-new-hit-destination-on-the-island-of-hvar\/","title":{"rendered":"BEACH BAR SANPJERIN \u2013 A NEW HIT DESTINATION ON THE ISLAND OF HVAR"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I recently visited the suffering people of Hvar and watched the tourists’ euros disappear like memories of Hollywood elite after Jeffrey Epstein’s trial. I licked a scoop of 7-euro ice cream and stopped at the last moment not to send a picture of the receipt to the media. I don’t want some avarage Joe suffer a heart attack from the shock. My biggest weakness is that I think of others too much. This has remained with me since the corona when I coughed without a mask in the bus to help Bill Gates depopulate the population. <\/span><\/p>\n

I looked at the sky towards God and asked him: “Did you call me to be a tycoon? Say something, give me a sign!” At that moment, my cell phone rang. I thought it was God, but it was the famous chef Kristijan Rojnica<\/strong><\/a> (actually, in a sense, he is God), the God of the kitchen. He prepared food for the world’s biggest faces: I will only put the initials – JE, BG, KK, JZ, DT, DLJ….<\/span><\/p>\n

He said in fluent chef language: I heard that you are in Hvar, Dear Leader Joe. You must come to the opening of the new beach bar Sanpjerin<\/strong><\/a> in Ivan Dolac. For those who don’t know, Ivan Dolac is located on the southern side of the island of Hvar, 3 km west of Zavala, 5 km east of Sveta Nedjelja, 10 km from Jelsa, 17 km from Stari Grad. 34 km distance from the town of Hvar if you go by car. <\/span><\/p>\n

Let’s go back to Rojnica: Cocktails, wine, prosciutto, cheese, oysters… Only the best ingredients on a plate. Call the team. You’re the only one hanging out with the rich people. We don’t need trade unionists.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Beach bar Sanpjerin
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Beach bar Sanpjerin
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Beach bar Sanpjerin
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Beach bar Sanpjerin
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How to refuse such a kind invitation. Wealthy people must support themselves. War is for the poor.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Beach bar Sanpjerin – Chef Kristijan Rojnica & Dear Leader Joe aka Vin Diesel for poor people
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I called my colleague Ivana Zivkovic<\/strong><\/a>, a famous Serbian actress who rents boats on Hvar during the summer, to book us a speedboat for 7 people and to come with us to Sanpjerin. Where the Dear Leader Joe is, there are also international movie divas \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n

I told her that we have to take a couple of photos, but in such a spontaneous way, like a miscarriage, that they don’t look like she’s posing.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Beach bar Sanpjerin – Ivana Zivkovic
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Beach bar Sanpjerin – Ivana Zivkovic
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Beach bar Sanpjerin – Ivana Zivkovic
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Beach bar Sanpjerin – Ivana Zivkovic
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A man gets hungry after half naked beauties posing in the sun. It was time for chef Rojnica to show us what he had in store. <\/span><\/p>\n

Sanpjerin cold plate – Dalmatian prosciutto, a selection of cheeses (goat, sheep, cow), smoked tuna and swordfish, capers, olives, tomatoes, marinated garlic with chilly pepper, paprika-chilly marmalade. For those who count every cent, this amazing plate, reminiscent of prosciutto curtains, costs 39 euros.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Beach bar Sanpjerin
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The prosciutto melted in the mouth as the advantage of Croatia against Albania in the last minutes of the Euro 2024 match. The team got comfortable and later played a game with dices. At one point, Darwyn spiritually said that the second place aka. silver, is also a success. I had to react. I said: “No one remembers second places. Silver is for losers and possibly bullets if you are killing vampires.”<\/span><\/p>\n

They also had an interesting discussion about who they would eat first at the table in case of hunger. Everyone chose me. I thought it was because of my belly because I’m not in top shape, but they said it was because of my cheeks. I said I would eat Darwin’s wife first because she is pregnant. Kinder Surprise. Two in one. In any case, I will buy a gun and sleep with one eye open.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Beach bar Sanpjerin
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@dearleaderjoe<\/a> <\/p>\n

Prosicuto curtains Beach Bar \u0160anpjerin #hvar<\/a> #croatia<\/a> #europe<\/a> <\/p>\n

\u266c Vodi Me Tamo Kraj Plavoga Mora – Oliver Dragojevi\u0107<\/a> <\/section>\n<\/blockquote>\n