{"id":13711,"date":"2019-04-15T18:07:18","date_gmt":"2019-04-15T18:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/flash.hr\/?p=13711\/"},"modified":"2019-04-15T18:29:10","modified_gmt":"2019-04-15T18:29:10","slug":"sljeme-school-board-fuck-sake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flash.hr\/en\/2019\/04\/sljeme-school-board-fuck-sake\/","title":{"rendered":"Sljeme School &#8211; BOARD FOR FUCK SAKE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The other day I got a call from my secretary Stephanie and she said: \u201cThe day is as cold as a whore\u2019s heart. Let\u2019s go to the snow, let\u2019s go snowboarding&#8230;\u201d I replied: \u201cYou know how to board?\u201d Steph: \u201cI boarded once when I was drunk. I would have to remember a bit. You?\u201d Me: \u201cHaven\u2019t gone in a while.\u201d I was embarrassed to say that the only snowboarding experience I had was sledging in The mother of all shit holes &#8211; Chucherye.<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script async=\"1\" defer=\"1\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\" src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/hr_HR\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&amp;version=v3.2\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-post\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151212368943141&amp;set=a.10151212336748141&amp;type=3&amp;theater\" data-width=\"740\">\n<blockquote cite=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151212368943141&amp;set=a.10151212336748141&amp;type=3\" class=\"fb-xfbml-parse-ignore\">\n<p>Graciozan i na saonicama, Svemogu\u0107i Vo\u0111a spu\u0161ta se poput Ivice Kosteli\u0107a niz strmu padinu.Ps: U pozadini su neki \u010dobani, budale!<\/p>\n<p>Objavljuje <a href=\"#\" role=\"button\">Josip Novosel<\/a> u&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151212368943141&amp;set=a.10151212336748141&amp;type=3\">Nedjelja, 9. prosinca 2012.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I said to her: \u201cLet\u2019s find a snowboarding school and learn how to board properly.\u201d Steph: \u201cI\u2019ve only just graduated from school and you\u2019ll make me go back to one again?! Ok, I\u2019ll sacrifice. I wouldn\u2019t wanna die on Sljeme\u201d (mountain over Zagreb). I called my boarder friend who recommended <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/skolasljeme\/\">SLJEME SCHOOL<\/a>. There they told us we needed to get suits and gloves and the rest would be provided by them. We went to the \u201c<strong>Surf Shop<\/strong>\u201d and choose our equipment. They told us to come to Sljeme on Thursday and Friday at 9 am. Namely, Steph and I are influencers so we didn\u2019t have to wait until weekend to enjoy the snow.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Steph already had a suit but was missing gloves and I had nothing except a hat. Actually, I had a ski suit, but it seemed a little bit out of style.<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p><script async=\"1\" defer=\"1\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\" src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/hr_HR\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&amp;version=v3.2\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-post\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151212343263141&amp;set=a.10151212336748141&amp;type=3&amp;theater\" data-width=\"740\">\n<blockquote cite=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151212343263141&amp;set=a.10151212336748141&amp;type=3\" class=\"fb-xfbml-parse-ignore\">\n<p>Jebe\u0161 Luku i Bornu, jebe\u0161 \u0160ladming i Kromplatz. Prava elita skija (\u010ditaj sanjka) u \u010cu\u010derju. Majka mi je posudila&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Objavljuje <a href=\"#\" role=\"button\">Josip Novosel<\/a> u&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10151212343263141&amp;set=a.10151212336748141&amp;type=3\">Nedjelja, 9. prosinca 2012.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">My friend gave me his old snowboarding jacket and another friend, who is as short as a hobbit, bought me a pair of pants and gave me his skiing gloves. There\u00a0 are still some decent people in this world. Pants were, naturally, too tight for me so his name came up in my curses a lot that day. I took them back to the store and bought another pair on discount for mere 400kn. I wanted to buy black pants, but Steph said I would look like I was going to a funeral &#8211; fashion RIP. She got a pair of gloves and we were ready to crash kamikaze style.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Our instructor Tomislav picked us up at Mihaljevac on Thursday and took us to Sljeme. First he explained we needed to warm up and afterwards he taught us how to properly connect our boots to the boards, how to stand up on a board, the proper posture as well as how to fall without breaking our arms, legs and necks.<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13360\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13360\" style=\"width: 688px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13360\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b7.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"688\" height=\"458\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b7.jpg 960w, https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b7-252x167.jpg 252w, https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b7-252x167@2x.jpg 504w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 688px) 100vw, 688px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13360\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School; Photo: Dear Leader, Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13359\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13359\" style=\"width: 684px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13359 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"684\" height=\"684\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13359\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School; Photo: Dear Leader, Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Instructor noticed my potential immediately so he asked me nicely to show others how to properly fall on their head.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/yJgyM3yUWnU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Everyone was quite impressed by my falling skills and I heard them say, look at him, he could be a stunt double; he looks just like Vin Diesel, if Vin Diesel was poor.<\/span><\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_13367\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13367\" style=\"width: 642px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/joe-board.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13367\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/joe-board.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"642\" height=\"642\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/joe-board.jpg 740w, https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/joe-board-720x720.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 642px) 100vw, 642px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13367\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School &#8211; Dear Leader aka Vin Diesel for poor people; Photo: Stephanie, Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\" style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">At the start, Steph fell as if she had anemia.<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13362\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13362\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13362 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b9.jpg 640w, https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b9-480x720.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13362\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School- Stephanie; Photo: Dear Leader, Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I tried to encourage her a little bit: \u201cBOARD FOR FUCK SAKE\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iIhwu_5YN8E?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Boarding is quite rough on your legs so I thought I\u2019d have muscle pain. Luckily, I woke up in the morning with mere flu. Coughing, vomiting, dizzy, high fever and at that moment Steph came up to me and said: \u201cJoe! Will you die now?\u201d I replied: \u201cIf I die, I will die in snow like a hero.\u201d I got hooked on &#8220;white&#8221; like Trump on tweeting. \u201cLet\u2019s hit the slopes!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I felt much more secure the next day. I\u2019ve already learned some things and when I hit the first skier on the slope, I realized I was born to board. I am like Caitlyn Jenner on snow. \u201cI didn\u2019t crash into her, she totally crashed into me\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/kIANruNoIzk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Later on, the instructor asked me if I would be so kind to not really do 360 turns in mid air to make other students feel better about themselves. I said to him: \u201cNo problem. I shall contain my awesome acrobatic skills and pretend that I am still a beginner\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I was surprised by how many people were there mid working day. They must be on their third annual FAKE sick leave, Croatian style. Honest people dig through dumpsters and don\u2019t have time nor money to snowboard or ski.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Stephanie also advanced. She did 360 Ollies, except not mid air like I did, but not everyone can be as awesome.<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13357\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13357\" style=\"width: 641px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13357\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"641\" height=\"641\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b4.jpg 960w, https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b4-720x720.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 641px) 100vw, 641px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13357\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School &#8211; Stephanie; Photo: Dear Leader, Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"740\" height=\"555\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cKmYIted1w0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13363\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13363\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13363 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b10.jpg 640w, https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b10-480x720.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13363\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School &#8211; Stephanie; Photo: Dear Leader, Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Steph was smiling ear to ear. At one moment, boarding got her so turned on she jumped on a board and emerged herself in snowy passions. I have recorded the moment and posted it on Snow PORN page.<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13361\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13361\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13361 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b8.jpg 640w, https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b8-480x720.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13361\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School &#8211; Stephanie fornicating with her board; Photo: Dear Leader, Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">The next day we learned how to turn. Our instructor was amazing, but obsessed with killing. He kept reminding me: &#8220;Please Joe, don&#8217;t kill someone.&#8221; Everyone kind of got the hang of it and enjoyed the snow.<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13358\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13358\" style=\"width: 696px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13358\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b5.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"696\" height=\"928\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b5.jpg 720w, https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b5-540x720.jpg 540w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 696px) 100vw, 696px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13358\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School; Photo: Dear Leader, Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13365\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13365\" style=\"width: 694px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13365 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"694\" height=\"520\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13365\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School; Photo: Dear Leader, Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">In the end we got some useful advice from our instructor and there was nothing more for us to do except take a couple of selfies and go eat bean stew and sausages. Snowboarding without selfies is like Catholic church without pedophiles. Expecting attack from &#8220;true believers&#8221; in 3, 2, 1&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13364\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13364\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13364 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b11.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b11.jpg 720w, https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/01\/b11-540x720.jpg 540w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13364\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><\/span> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">Sljeme School &#8211; Dear Leader and Stephanie; Photo: Flash.hr<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I was a bit scared of breaking the shit out of myself, but everything went perfectly. I was born for snow. I already told Steph I would cut her paycheck a bit to buy a new snowboard, but also made it known that she would accompany me to all of my boarding trips, even in Schladming, Aspen, Kromplatz and all the other golden youth\u2019s favorites. Wherever Dear Leader goes, Steph goes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Old Latins would say: \u201cIn vino veritas\u201d or translated: \u201cIt\u2019s better to go to skiing\/snowboarding school than to be poor\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Weekend school on Sljeme, 5 day school on Sljeme, night school on Sljeme and individual lessons.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"tel\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Contact: 385 91 3147 377<\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"mail\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"mailto:info@skolasljeme.com\">info@skolasljeme.com<\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.skolasljeme.com\"><strong>http:\/\/www.skolasljeme.com<\/strong><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/skolasljeme\"><strong>https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/skolasljeme<\/strong><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">PS: Special thanks to my colleague Pepsi and Doctor for providing me with snowboarding outfit as well to my secretary Stephany for video editing.:)<\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Author: Josip Novosel aka Dear Leader, self effacing lover of &#8220;white fun&#8221;, corresponding member of the \u201cWho snowboards is cool, who doesn&#8217;t snowboard, skis.&#8221;magazine, a friend to the wealthy, a tycoon and a snob but above all a human.<\/span><\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/dearleaderjoe\/\"><strong>\u00a0https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/dearleaderjoe\/<\/strong><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/DearLeaderJoe\/\"><strong>\u00a0https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/DearLeaderJoe\/<\/strong><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div dir=\"auto\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">&#8212;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"m_3297317523805541837gmail_signature\" dir=\"ltr\" style=\"text-align: justify;\" data-smartmail=\"gmail_signature\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I got a call from my secretary Stephanie and she said: \u201cThe day is as cold as a whore\u2019s heart. Let\u2019s go to the snow, let\u2019s go snowboarding&#8230;\u201d I replied: \u201cYou know how to board?\u201d Steph: \u201cI boarded once when I was drunk. I would have to remember a bit. 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