{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Flash.hr","provider_url":"https:\/\/flash.hr\/en\/","author_name":"flash.hr","author_url":"https:\/\/flash.hr\/en\/author\/josip\/","title":"Switzerland is not expensive, you are poor :)","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"IX0WleVOn5\"><a href=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/en\/2025\/05\/switzerland-is-not-expensive-you-are-poor\/\">Switzerland is not expensive, you are poor :)<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/flash.hr\/en\/2025\/05\/switzerland-is-not-expensive-you-are-poor\/embed\/#?secret=IX0WleVOn5\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;Switzerland is not expensive, you are poor :)&#8221; &#8212; Flash.hr\" data-secret=\"IX0WleVOn5\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/flash.hr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/1746438529818.jpg","thumbnail_width":700,"thumbnail_height":525,"description":"A red light went on in the Central Committee of Cucerje (Shithole where my parents live in Croatia). Word got out that the Dear Leader Joe is traveling to Switzerland. The family couldn't hide their excitement. Brothers: \"You don't have the money for a new Rolex, and we have cheese in Croatia too. Podravec is the best\" Parents: \"Haven't you already fucked yourself enough with the Swiss franc loan? Why are you doing shit again?\" Sister: \"Bring me some good chocolate. Not that garbage on sale like last time.\" After warm greetings, I got on the plane (400 euros return ticket Zg-Zurich) and headed towards the neutral Switzerland. The reason for my trip?"}