There are people who go to Vrapce for treatment in Zagreb’s most well-known mental institution, and then there are also those who go the same distance to taste Vrapce’s dry aged steaks, which offers what could be considered gastro therapy. The other day, an Indian colleague, aka Raj, complained to me that he hadn’t tried a good steak in Zagreb for a long time. My friend, artist Jasminka also complained to me that she hadn’t tried anything for a long time, let alone steak, which she had only seen in movies. So that it wouldn’t turn out that everyone in this country is complaining, the producer Suzana also contacted me to brag about how she smashed 4 sausages and scrambled eggs that she made herself, but if I’m ready to treat her, she could eat more.
I self-deprecatingly looked at the sky and asked the Creator: ”Those mother fuckers? How did all the hungry people in the world get my cell phone number? What are they preparing for the Great Depression, so they found me feed them? I’m not Mother Teresa!” God said: “Feed them. Stinginess is one of the seven deadly sins!” I decided to listen to the pleas of these suffering people and take them to Bistro Vrapcak. For those who don’t know, “Bistro Vrapcak & Steakehouse” is known for its great grill, and recently they have become one of the most popular places in Zagreb for lovers of dry aged steaks prepared by Chef Ivan Mudri.
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Photo: @DearLeaderJoe, Flash.hr
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Photo @DearLeaderJoe, Flash.hr
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Photo: @DearLeaderJoe, Flash.hr
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Photo: Suzana Erbeznik, Flash.hr
As you can see, my Indian friend is real. Rajeev Rao married Jelena Kraljić from the island of Krk. They have apartments in Njivice, and both have been involved in tourism for years. The owner of Bistro Vrapcak, also has a restaurant in Njivice called “Bourbon Grill”, so you can enjoy top quality food there as well. Now let’s go back to the Indian.
Raj is currently the main man for importing Indian workers to Croatia. If you need: cleaners, waiters, IT professionals, builders, housewives… he has everything. I’m urging him to start importing Bollywood beauties, but he still hasn’t listened to me. I expect an attack by Woke activists in 3.2…
Raj is the man who will solve all your labor problems. Just for the record, this is not a paid ad although I expect Raj to treat me with Indian dinner that he will prepare himself 🙂
As a side note, Jasminka asked me not to publish a photo of her drinking meat sauce. She thought it was a cocktail. I promised her I wouldn’t publish it.
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Finally, she took her village pad and pen. We asked her: “Is this your winning Euro Jackpot combination?” Jasminka said: “No. I’m counting your bites. I certainly won’t pay for it all. I only have bones left. An Indian and you ate for half of Bangladesh, and Suzana didn’t go hungry either.”
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Jasminka has a tapeworm. It is the pain of all artists. The goddess forgot that she had swallowed two steaks by herself. I told her: “Don’t worry about anything. Dear Leader Joe is paying today.”
Her head echoed: “Dear Leader Joe pays for everything?” She smiled like Joker and said: “Let’s go Suzy. We can drink another bottle of Nigra, and we could eat something sweet.”
To finish this amazing lunch, we ordered another cake and pancakes with marmalade because Jasminka blood sugar dropped, and another bottle of Nigra also dropped, of course at my expense. If they remember me on the Day of Generosity, they do, if not, who am I to judge them?
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Photo: @DearLeaderJoe, Flash.hr
Photo: @DearLeaderJoe, Flash.hr
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Author: Josip Novosel aka Dear Leader Joe aka Vin Diesel or Andrew Tate for the poor, correspondent member of the magazine “Vegetables is only for decoration”, friend of rich and famous, first of all a humble man, and only then a tycoon and the Gastro Snob.